Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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