i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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