You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
All I want is dick and wine.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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