Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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