Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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