Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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