Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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