we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
as a side note pls kill me
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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