the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
