When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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