We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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