Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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