He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
