How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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