How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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