Dual....:-)
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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