Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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