I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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