Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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