i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
40s are totally the cure
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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