is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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