I seem to have left my pride at pride
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I want a musical about memes.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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