Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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