Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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