Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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