At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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