I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Farmville is her only friend.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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