when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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