I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
