I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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