Yo dont text me then not text me
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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