i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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