no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real