i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.