lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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