Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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