Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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