bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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