My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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