I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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