Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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