was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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