I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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