So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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