Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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