Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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