operation harelip BJ is a go
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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