just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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