Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
