This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
