ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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