After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
nutella sex= disaster
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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