Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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