Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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