But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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