Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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