walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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