I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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