We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.