I don't think brook has ever known best
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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