I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.